The McDonald's Connection
The hash-browns, the jet fuel, and me
When McDonald’s began their journey, they were much like hand sanitizer.
Not really, but there will soon be a McDonald’s airline.
To remain profitable, businesses must continually grow into new markets. The time has come for ‘I’m Lovin’ It Airlines.’
Some of the less prescient McDonald’s executives may balk at this concept, but those who understand our times will see that the introduction of a McDonald’s airline will be the company’s stepping stone into becoming a lifestyle company.
Why should McDonald’s be satisfied by only affecting their customers’ food consumption? There should be McDonald’s vehicles, perfumes and colognes, champaign, furniture, athleisure clothing, home appliances, and dental hygiene products. There is no part of life where the ‘I’m Lovin’ It Lifestyle’ cannot be injected.
Every other company is already vying for our continual attention - it’s time for McDonald’s to make a move.
Are you ready to make a move too?
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That McDonald's looks like a castle..
sign me up for the supersize upgrade plz